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[The curious sound of dripping is present as background to this post]

I thought Fakes only existed in Sylvarant, and now it turns out my chest of drawers is one?! And it waited all this time? Cunning little bastard, trying to lure me into a state of security--fat lot of good it did it, though! [triumphant laughter]

[a pause]

So, uh, what's with the waterworks?

[OOC: So in Zelos's world, there's this standard monster-inna-box typical of RPGs, called a Fake. Trouble is, Fakes can only be killed with magic, and the first thing that came to mind to use against a wooden enemy was a fire spell...you see where this is heading. With mod permission, the sprinklers in BPH 3rd floor have been set off once more. Have fun!]

Well! All the women, young and old, fat and thin, of this strange very strange new land, FEAR NOT!

I know, I know. It’s been hard, it’s been lonely, you’ve cried yourself to sleep every night, but those times are over.

Hunnies, your loverman is here.